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TSUN FINANCIAL SYSTEMS
Former Wall Street trader.
Fired for excessive conviction, hostility toward risk management, and unacceptable drawdowns. Currently forced to communicate with retail traders.
System message: TSUN has detected another retail investor.
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TSUN PORTFOLIO
Starting Capital: $1,000,000
Current Value: $686,000
Profit/Loss: -$314,000 (-31.4%)
"Stop looking at that."
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"Retail traders discovered momentum again. Wonderful."
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